Say something about gay babies.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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