Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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