covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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