i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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