Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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