Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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