i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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