I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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