He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Enjoy the penises
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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