Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
