their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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