hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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