My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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