sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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