3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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