What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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