Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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