You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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