This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
