If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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