just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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