I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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