they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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