no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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