somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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