I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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