Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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