I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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