Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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