Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
