ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Do vagina's smell?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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