that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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