i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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