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Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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