Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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