what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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