Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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