Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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