oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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