Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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