Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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