Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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