She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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