to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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