if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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