I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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