just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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