I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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