i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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