arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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