Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
it's like iHOP with fire
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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