K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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